Rewards drawer
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
June 2013
7 posts
Sin I: kibbutz tub bikinis
This isn’t Hef’s place, sisters.
Sin II: wearing white after Sukkot.
Lard deposit is Op---ed, Dr. Al.
Doctor Alfred shouldn’t be surprised— the newspapers are all over America’s obesity problems, so when you remove a lard deposit from a patient, you can expect something to show up in the editorial section.
* Wait, Doctor Who?
Tundra: hard nut.
Toyota’s new (and rather literal) branding effort needs some help with scale.
A Toyota? Toyota!
May 2013
15 posts
Euro rue. . .
We never should have adopted this God forsaken currency!
Dom`s mod.
So’s his lady…
Eliot=Etoile
T.S. will always be a star in French Canada…
* Mange une peche?
Ed, I had a cicada hide. . .
…in your shoe.
* This has nothing to do with your novel, Ed, cicadas are everywhere!
Slang is signals.
Is it? Don’t be so Saussure of yourself.
Pheromones, Eno! More HP!
So many more love-chemicals in the air when it’s your special lady’s special day! And it’s true: we all need more HP.
Yenolab wishes the happiest of happinesses to our #1 supporter on Packard Avenue!
A silo, Lisa!
And there’s a threshing machine!
* Lisa loves a farm.
Noon? Tapirs rip at noon??
We are so behind schedule.
Ha! Tunic in Utah!
Geez, lay off the Mormons!
*They’re called Temple Garments.
Cody reviled delivery, Doc.
We refute Doctor Eno’s suggestion that Buffalo Bill might have lived a healthier and more stress-free life had he not always insisted upon picking up the take out himself.
* Don’t try to bring him that bison burger if you know what’s good for you.
Pull up.
Ja.
Suez, Zeus.
A man, a plan…
I left My heart in San Francisco, but most of My torso is in Egypt.
“No one gets to keep the face they came here with.”
—from Julianne Buchsbaum, “Thrillsville” (via poetryeater)
`Porp!` ---Alamo Malaprop
A mysterious quote attributed to The Alamo Malaprop— once known as the most notorious misuser of language in the West.
April 2013
26 posts
Flesh self
He covets.
Ned got Ogden. . .
…Nash assigned to him for his report on twentieth century poets.
* And I must say, he could have done a lot worse.
Elephant? Nah, Pele.
During an early brainstorming session to choose the Cosmos’ mascot, Pelé suggests that his favorite animal ought to represent the team. Management, however, is not interested.
* Barely concealing his disappointment.
Attack cat? Ta!
Say goodbye to the old me - this kitty has reformed!
-Is it no denim? Re-decide! - -Diced ermine, don`t I? -Si!
Interpreting this dress code is mucho tricky, mi amor! Let’s say no to jeans, yes to short-tailed weasel bits.
Tube debut
April showers bring spring fashion, y’all!
LAW: ENERGY G RENEWAL
The US Government is regulating your chi rejuvenation, Warren.
Mount up.
---One pint, Ace. ---Catnip, Eno?
When the doctor goes for a pint, it’s not beer he’s after.
Nerd!
L.A., Cos? So Cal!
My cousin does NOT know his geography.
* He has a lot on his plate, though.
Lair trial
We have 2 weeks to decide whether this pit will serve us as we serve Satan.
Yak, okay?
I don’t know… I’m still kind of rooting for the guy in the potato sack.
Top hat, Utah, pot
(But not in that order, Ms. Nicks.)
See also http://yenolab.tumblr.com/post/46852105722/top-hat-utah-pot
Enya w/ Wayne
An unlikely collaboration co-produced by Bird Man and Man Ray.
Won`t serif. I rest now.
Sans it stays. Yats! ‘Tis nas[ty].
Risotto, sir.
Jeeves, this dish is delectable, what did you say it was called?
Tell `im, millet!
He will rue the day he confused us with quinoa!
These grits caused quite a stir. (Stir grits.)
E: We fool an aloof ewe.
Reprinted with permission from An April Fools’ Alphabet, by John Aubrey, 1686.*
* Probably.
Top hat = Utah pot
Those Mormons have no use for high society.
March 2013
10 posts
Das namen: one man sad.
The real name doesn’t matter when you’re so blue and alone, mein freund.
