Conversations with Mr. T, overheard: In which a metallic gentleman alerts T to the presence of a small dog. *It took place over breakfast.
Conversations with Mr. T, overheard: In which a Spanish gentleman alerts T to the presence of a bull. * And then he tried to hit it with a baseball.
Na + Vanilla all in a van
That’s the recipe for an unforgettable road trip. (She goes by her atomic symbol now that she’s ditched Pepa.) Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I`d . . . I . . . Ms.? . . . Er . . ...
Communicating in a Francophone city is a tricky business, regardless of the time of day. Not that Paris! (Aficionados will note, however, the photographic inclusion of l’Autobus Edam, Al’s prizewinning sub).
Wawa cam: a macaw. Aw!
The security tapes also show that he paid for his made-to-order palm-nut-and-clay smoothie in pellets.
A rep`s are part sad: ad astra per aspera.
Part happy too, though, because there’s a banjo.
Not a baton.
*This one pretty much speaks for itself.
RE: Venison - No? Si? Never???
Doh! A deer, an e-mail deer…
Nom: La Salmon
America’s most skilled agent abroad is also a devoted pescatarian.
Sam, ode up on `no puedo mas.`
Arriba ode, elegy abajo.
*It’s actually Latin for head.
Be careful with your commands— Otis may be dog six. If he’s dog six, then who’s that bird?
No Garden, old lone dragon.
No pretzel-stuffed fans for your firebreath today— the apocalypse has us all at Atlantic Yards rooting for the Nets.
E, it`s Omaha Mo`s tie.
From an unaired episode of Entourage in which Maurice Groggel, a well-dressed Nebraskan producer known colloquially as “Omaha Mo,” visits the gang’s home to discuss working with Vince. When Eric comments that Groggel’s necktie is nice, Groggel says, “take it.” Eric does and, realizing it is an expensive and rare Italian brand, begins wearing it around Los...
Turn down the volume! Those earbuds you’re wearing are far from harmless.
PetSmart tram step
No doggie door here, but there is a doggie step.
Pay as time emits a `yap`
These reality shopping shows really suck the joy out of consuming.