May 2012
20 posts
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Toto, T!
Conversations with Mr. T, overheard: In which a metallic gentleman alerts T to the presence of a small dog. *It took place over breakfast.
May 30th
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Y`all lay.
Good dogs.
May 29th
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Toro, T!
Conversations with Mr. T, overheard: In which a Spanish gentleman alerts T to the presence of a bull. * And then he tried to hit it with a baseball.
May 29th
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Na + Vanilla all in a van
That’s the recipe for an unforgettable road trip. (She goes by her atomic symbol now that she’s ditched Pepa.) Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 
May 23rd
I`d . . . I . . . Ms.? . . . Er . . ...
Communicating in a Francophone city is a tricky business, regardless of the time of day. Not that Paris! (Aficionados will note, however, the photographic inclusion of l’Autobus Edam, Al’s prizewinning sub).
May 21st
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Wawa cam: a macaw. Aw!
The security tapes also show that he paid for his made-to-order palm-nut-and-clay smoothie in pellets.
May 21st
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A rep`s are part sad: ad astra per aspera.
Part happy too, though, because there’s a banjo.
May 15th
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May 15th
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Not a baton.
*This one pretty much speaks for itself.
May 15th
May 14th
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RE: Venison - No? Si? Never???
Doh! A deer, an e-mail deer…
May 14th
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Nom: La Salmon
America’s most skilled agent abroad is also a devoted pescatarian.
May 13th
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Sam, ode up on `no puedo mas.`
Arriba ode, elegy abajo.
May 9th
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Tupac`s caput*
*It’s actually Latin for head.
May 8th
2 notes
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Sit, Otis.
Be careful with your commands— Otis may be dog six. If he’s dog six, then who’s that bird?
May 8th
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No Garden, old lone dragon.
No pretzel-stuffed fans for your firebreath today— the apocalypse has us all at Atlantic Yards rooting for the Nets.
May 7th
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E, it`s Omaha Mo`s tie.
From an unaired episode of Entourage in which Maurice Groggel, a well-dressed Nebraskan producer known colloquially as “Omaha Mo,” visits the gang’s home to discuss working with Vince.  When Eric comments that Groggel’s necktie is nice, Groggel says, “take it.”  Eric does and, realizing it is an expensive and rare Italian brand, begins wearing it around Los...
May 3rd
1 tag
Noise lesion
Turn down the volume! Those earbuds you’re wearing are far from harmless.
May 2nd
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PetSmart tram step
No doggie door here, but there is a doggie step.
May 1st
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Pay as time emits a `yap`
These reality shopping shows really suck the joy out of consuming.
May 1st