Edamame ma made
It’s her specialty.
Tab: mock combat
Yes, that’s what it says.
Jig up, Sarachan? -- Nah, Cara`s pug, I.J.
The jig continues! https://twitter.com/sydsarachan So brachiocephalic, and so devoted to literature. (The dog is too.) Infinite Jenny.
Lana Turner, wren rut anal.
NSFW. Sorry about this one.
Refs `n` art transfer
Everybody and everything else: use the other turnstile entrance.
Y`all, I`m Millay.
I know I am but summer to your heart, but try to get my name right at least.
Barcelona, an ole crab
T. Eliot`s toilet.
Long before anyone knew his middle name was Stearns, the famous literary man sat here and dreamt up the notion for Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats.
Ah, unitard. .. Drat, inu! Ha!
Your irresistible fluffy cuteness is infringing on my special time alone in this new dance outfit.
Presenting at a conference, Dr. Ah Wolb introduces his theory that Adam was the original polygamist and that he mingled in the Garden with more than half a dozen mistresses. *A digital rendering of the Eves, based on Wolb’s updated account.
Me, nepo? No, son. Open `em.
The Chinese minister and I are giving you these priceless treasures because you deserve them, lil’ Un.
Everyone is so charmed by Little Stanley’s clever misidentification of the letter J that years go by before he realizes he has been incorrectly naming the alphabet.
No, Sir, prison.
“You mentioned on the phone that you went to Princeton?” *A bad way to start a job interview.
Pesky little devils.
Ned, ew! Sweden?!
As their vacation draws to a close, Ned suggests to Ron that maybe next time they could go someplace a bit more exotic than Dover— he mentions that he’s always wanted to see Scandinavia. Ron, who insists upon Delaware as the destination for every trip the two take, is disgusted by the idea.
Not lima, Hamilton.
“I’ll bet you $10 they’re chickpeas.” - Aaron Burr
Adios? O, Ida!
You’re breaking up with me now? But we just got to Barcelona! *Also, what am I going to do with this picture I painted of you?
Rod Arbal: Labrador
*Reprinted with permission from volume two of the five-volume set, Award Winning Dogs and their Breeds, which the Times described as “straightforward.”
Ned, I--- Biden!
Vacationing in Delaware with his friend Ned, Ron experiences the thrill of the ultimate celebrity sighting.
(Hard to compete with the Amadeus effort.)
ONE VENUS, SUN: EVEN. O!
`Ado? See soda.`
Mayor Bloomberg has really gotten people worked up. Ask him what all the fuss is about, though, and he’ll tell you to go straight to the sugary source.
He sued Amadeus, eh?
Salieri, notorious for striking out with the ladies, manages to pique the interest of at least a few of the Viennese frauen when word spreads among members of the court that he has taken up a lawsuit against his more talented contemporary.
In Soho, Hosni?
As if a life sentence in prison wasn’t bad enough, one guard, remembering Mubarak’s well-known love of New York City, taunts the former President with questions about a trip he had been planning to take to the Big Apple. Mubarak becomes petulant; he crosses his arms and lies on his bed, refusing to talk to the guard for several hours afterward, despite the guard’s repeated...
Patron or tap?
We ran out of sparkling water, so…